Notebooks Part Deux

As time marches on, it seems I sometimes forget the promises I once made on the electronic letter machine.  Here's one I remembered.  Those dang notebooks.  Well here are a few more that I have run across in my homework grading adventures.

For those of limited vision it reads, "The new rocket of NASA blasted off And they will be ready to go into space in two and a half to three years time.  Travel through space.  Travel through space."  Uh, what?  I'm not sure if this notebook company is aware, but NASA has been going into space for about 50 years now.  You clearly display pictures on this notebook of Americans in space, a space shuttle, and a space station.  In fact, there's not even a "rocket" to be seen on the notebook. 

I'm pretty sure they stole this from a 1980s magazine advertisement for a citrus scented douche.  The added the smileys as a way to beat the copyright laws.

Do you really want to know the answer to that question? 

 "There is Double looking for unknown generation.  Let's feel your sensitivity."  I don't think Double and his rabbit Sensitivity are going to find any unknown generations flying around in an elephant balloon.  I'm pretty sure that takes some archaeological research and some serious digging.

 This chicken will haunt my/your nightmares. 

These four sentences sound like what "Pinkfoot" would say after the interrogator asked it why it massacred an entire village.